Drunk

(note: written at 2am on Saturday night...after drinking...)

- when you say and/or do somthing and the reaction you get you don't understand and then you later realize how what was said and/or done could've been taken wrong.

- when riding a quiet streetcar @ 1:30am is the funniest thing

- when calling up any of your ex's seems like a brilliant idea

- when everyone seems attractive, even the guy that creeped you out when you walked in

- when picking up the tab for 50 of your closest friends, most of whom you've met that night, seems like a good idea

- when drinking a glass of water is the best idea in the world

- when drinking a glass of water is the hardest thing to do

- when remembering where you live is hard to remember

- when friends of the opposite sex seem like a good idea

- when reasoning with yourself in the bathroom mirror helps you make decisions.

- when "I'm not drunk...Really!" seems honest.

- when 12 tequila shooters just doesn't seem like enough

- when that one drink you'll never touch seems like a good idea

- when that one person you'd never touch seems like a good idea

- when the person pouring the drinks is the most fascinating person in the bar

- when street meat sounds like a good idea

- when closing your eyes is all you want to do

- when closing your eyes is the only thing you can't do